Drama Nerds

Dear Drama Nerds I Share a Dressing Room With,
I love you and your enthusiasm so much, but I can't continue our relationship after this play. The show tunes, the blatant and unwavering cultish love of our director, the reverent, rhythmic humming of every line in the show is so darned sweet, but I am simply too old to participate in your lyric, drama love banquet. It's not you, it's me. In another lifetime maybe, but not now.